New Facebook App Request

Have you noticed how many people's Facebook profiles are beginning to look like MySpace pages? I have, and let me tell you: my eyes are bleeding.

I would like a Facebook application that hides all Facebook applications on others' profile pages. I don't care about your aquarium or who your top friend is (it's probably not me) or how many pirate points you have. And also, how are you a Vampire AND a Vampire Slayer AND a Zombie? It defies reason.*

All I want is a good idea if I should stalk you and then the information that will allow me to do so. Get rid of the rest of the crap! Oh, and then I want to play Scrabulous with you.

Facebook is Creepy

*I'll have to check with my housemates on this one, but I'm fairly certain this have never occurred on Buffy. I don't think there has ever even been a Vampire Vampire Slayer, which is too bad because Eliza Dushku would have been a wicked hot bloodsucker. Also, would a Zombie Vampire go after brains or blood first? Regardless, what did the cheerleader say when a zombie hid in her locker? "Hey, where are my pom-"OM NOM NOM NOM.


6 Comments

  1. From laura

    Commented November 11th, 2007 2:47 pm

    I just wish there were more useful things that fit in the left column. The way I surf the right column ends up minimum twice as long as the left, and I feel compelled to balance it out some. I've yet to see any worthwhile use of the space though, since I dislike how notes are imported. Maybe I should just create an unnecessary number of albums.

  2. From ledretch

    Commented November 12th, 2007 2:24 pm

    I thought that was the point, a lot of crap everywhere on my facebook page =D
    Who played with his vampire and slayer anyway ? (me apart...)
    Oh Drewd, what is Scrabulous ?
    It's a dream for me and my wife (and my son, now) to come to the US so I guess one day I'll seesmic you that I come visiting America =)

  3. From SRV

    Commented November 13th, 2007 4:36 pm

    I've always wondered why noone bothers to turn slayers into vampires when they kill them. Theories: 1) If some of the slayer powers passed over, you would have one champion of the vampires. Vampires are a rogue and independent group who do not want a unifying champion, so she must die. 2) Vampires hate the slayer so much (though a slayer is born every generation, the killing of a slayer by a vampire is usually after a lot of stalking and scheming and hate-building-up) that death is more desireable than irony. 3) A slayer retains the strength to not drink blood until she is dead and incapable of drinking it. Interesting sidenote - note how vampires go on about slayer blood, but the two of the most detailed slayer killings performed by a vampire are drowning and throat slitting, not drinking. I think Spike is the only one who does any drinking, but I don't remember how his two die.

    But to your origional question: Does facebook play by BTVS rules? Or does slayer just mean a Van Helsing type, not one girl in all the world. Cause if they just want a vampire who kills other vampires, there are plenty of those.

    And why doesn't facebook have an app where I can introduce two friends to be friends? huh?

  4. From Dave

    Commented November 14th, 2007 12:39 pm

    RV - I think there is such an app - it's called "Introduce Me". Check out: Introduce Me.

    My friend Eli used it a few weeks ago to introduce me to his friend Kelly, who just moved to Seattle to start a PhD program at UW. And then we randomly met in person last night at GreenDrinks. It's a small town.

  5. From laura

    Commented November 15th, 2007 9:50 pm

    Rendezbook does that, among other things. It was designed by a Mudder, too.

  6. From Dave

    Commented November 16th, 2007 11:13 am

    Totally agree. I have a MySpace account I've never used simply because it makes the amateur web designer in me cry. It also makes me sad that 90% of the time someone hears that I know how to design a website the first thing they say is "Really! I bet you could design a bad ass MySpace page!" Ugh...

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