This is what I looked like on December 19, 2008.
This is what I looked like on April 2, 2010, the last time my hair was of this length.
And this is what I look like today.
My hair does seem to be the same length as it was some four months ago. Has my face changed? Do I look older, wiser? More caffeinated? More handsomest?
Please say yes. I drink these gloriously poisonous cups of coffee to burn through another day, to pay my way to some brighter future one bit of liver health at a time. Two years have passed, and forever, and what can I trust but that my face ages gracefully?
Another cup of coffee, please.