Entries Tagged as 'Humor'

I'm still waiting for that alien. Also, my parents had two children by the age of 27 and so I could not help but form certain expectations, which I have so far not met.

I'm not going to quote Tom Cruise, or discuss much at all, you just need to read the article and watch the video yourself: Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video. What a pretentious, presumptuous, deluded person. I recognize and respect Cruise and the group's focus on helping others but their means of doing so are so misguided [...]

According to this survey, I could defeat 28 five year olds in a no-holds barred fight to the finish. I assumed no mercy on my part, that this was a horror movie live-or-die situation. How would you fare?

I first give you an offering by the way of Matt Kassoff. Do you remember Crazy Frog? Glorious. That taller kid is all elbows. His brother probably wears glasses to protect his eyes from pokings. What's next?

Have you noticed how many people's Facebook profiles are beginning to look like MySpace pages? I have, and let me tell you: my eyes are bleeding. I would like a Facebook application that hides all Facebook applications on others' profile pages. I don't care about your aquarium or who your top friend is (it's probably [...]

I will go years and years, decades even, without having thought of a song and then suddenly it will pop back into my head. This song will be a bad song, something outside the realm of any reasonable musical taste, and often from the 80s or early 90s. I will listen to it once, and [...]